Fake Plastic Trees

A                            F#m 
Her green plastic watering can 
                        (E)    D 
For her fake Chinese rubber plant 
             A       D 
In the fake plastic earth 
A                            F#m 
That she bought from a rubber man 
                    (E)    D 
In a town full of rubber plans 
        A       D 
To get rid of itself 
 
             Bm                A 
It wears her out, it wears her out 
             Bm                A - Asus 
It wears her out, it wears her out 
 
A                         F#m 
She lives with a broken man 
                (E)    D 
A cracked polystyrene man 
           A           D 
Who just crumbles and burns 
A                  F#m 
He used to do surgery 
                  (E)    D 
For girls in the eighties 
             A       D 
But gravity always wins 
 
             Bm                A 
It wears her out, it wears her out 
             Bm                A 
It wears her out, it wears her out 
 
A                           F#m 
She looks like the real thing 
                    (E)    D 
She tastes like the real thing 
          A      D 
My fake plastic love 
A                          F#m 
But I can't help the feeling 
                        (E)      D 
I could blow through the ceiling 
           A        D 
If I just turn and run 
 
             Bm                A 
It wears me out, it wears me out 
             Bm                A 
It wears me out, it wears me out 
 
          Bm 
If I could be who you wanted 
           A                       Bm 
If I could be who you wanted all the time 
           A      (E)    Bm   (repeat) 
All the time, oh....